I recently told one of our friends I sometimes imagine what Kitty Viv would look like if she were a little girl (i.e.: actually my child instead of just a cat that I treat like a child). While there’s something very Suri Cruise-like (Vivienne Belle’s complete lack of interest in being coddled and my pension for coddling combined with her very-human sounding “NO!” that’s actually a high-pitched meow) about Kitty, she’s rounder of feature than Suri has turned out to be. An eternal toddler, I think Kitty Viv would look a little something like this (plus LOOK at these clothes! Amazing, truly).
If Alexa Chung always looks great by dressing like a big, skinny toddler, this little girl looks equally ravishing for dressing like a short, round-bellied 33 year-old. I mean, really. She needs a teeny, tiny black Mini (you’re wondering why I didn’t pick a flashier car. I feel like tastefully dressed baby-woman would like the understated “fun” of the mini a little more than the classic BMW).